Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Democracy.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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well use a tissue!

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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PENIS

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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