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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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