- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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