- Anti Joke

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

My mum is called Steve

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it