- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

every knight i see an owl at window

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

haha Otarts was here

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Detroit has a low crime rate

whats dumb and small? dandruff

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

retard

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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