Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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knock knock There's no door

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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say it ten times fast: oh

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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robin, get in the car.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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