- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

guess what>? your mum lol

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

What did Washington say to California? WC

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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