- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Feminism

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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