- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Click here to end the world.

What's blue? The sky.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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