Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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