How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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