Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Guest what? Dog

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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