- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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