Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok lets... wait.. wtf I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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