Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

girls basketball

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Haha, I get it..

Penis

On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 9 apps a crashin' 8 megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 12 illegal operations 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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