- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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