- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

The lion swallowed his pride.

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