How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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PIED NINNY!

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Anti Joke

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