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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Where are you going Your house

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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