- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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