- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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