- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Want to hear a joke? No.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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