How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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knock knock There's no door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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