- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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