- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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