- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

How's the weather? Good.

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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