- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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