- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

THe Election

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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