Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Thats what she said

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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