What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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