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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

bangers and mash?

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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