- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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