Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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vitamin c

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Anti Joke

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