- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Jewwy Jewstein

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??