- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Bryson got a concussion...he died

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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