- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Knock Knock The doors already open

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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