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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

If youre African, why are you white?

Shltskc gw? G

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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