What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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I drive a 'rarri

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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