- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What's 9+10? 19.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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