- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

Compton

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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