How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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