oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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