Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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Pickles are powerful

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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