A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Where's the soap?

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

TELL

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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