Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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I agree

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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I like poop in my butt

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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