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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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