you give like i give lomain

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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Fine, ladies first.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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