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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

just in time?

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

knock knock come in

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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