- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

why do fat people eat so much? who cares

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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