- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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