- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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