Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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