- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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