- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

I need to start studying.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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