Once upon a time, The end.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

men's rights activists

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

I am a women

what is orange? an orange

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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