- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Thats what she said

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Potassium? K.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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