- Anti Joke

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...