Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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