A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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who else is on here?

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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