Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Continents are large islands.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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