Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Immigration Laws

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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