- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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