- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Chicken

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

The FCC

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