- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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