- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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