- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Justin Beiber is a good singer

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Where are you going Your house

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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