- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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