what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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This is funny.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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