Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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