- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

you suck

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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