- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Prostitution is bad.......

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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