- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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