- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Phew... it's gone.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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