Rylan Clark

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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anus

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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