what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

what is big and white? Your Mom

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Two planes walk into an office building

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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