How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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