- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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