sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Do u take sugar?

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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