When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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School

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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