- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Patriarchy.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Large 4

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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