- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

What is red? A rock painted red

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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