The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

I'm gay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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