You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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School

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Honk if you're Amish!

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no.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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