A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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