Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

run farther?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Justin beiber's penis

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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