Julian Ha.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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