what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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