- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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