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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

sorry got to poo

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

wenis

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Chick Norris... Enough said

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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