I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Pickles are powerful

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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