How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Oh, go away

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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