- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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