- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Womens basketball

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

There once was this guy and he fell down

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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