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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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