A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, “You must be single.” The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?” The drunk replied, “Cause you’re ugly.”

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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sorry got to poo

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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what is orange? an orange

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A midget walked under a bar.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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