- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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