- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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