- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Oh, right

knock knock? come in

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

If life gives you lemonade.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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