Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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