- Anti Joke

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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i had sex.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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