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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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