Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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who do we all like george goodburn

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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