- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Abortion.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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