- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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