727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

I put my baby in a microwave.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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