How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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anus

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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