How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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