copy me and i will kill you

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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