- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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