What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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1d

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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No!

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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