- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Justin Beiber

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

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