- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Women's rights

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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