- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

PENIS that is all

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Girls Lacrosse.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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