A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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I love you

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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are u black unlucky

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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