What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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