Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Where's my tractor?

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

tim has no humor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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