How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Anti Joke

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