Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

A cat playing laser tag.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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