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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Waseem is a hard worker.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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