- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Long joke Your such a downey

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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