- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Women's Rights

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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