hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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Women's Soccer.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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