- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

2 + 2 = 4

WOMENS RIGHTS

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

You sick fiend

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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