- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

I love pissing people off :P

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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