- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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