- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What do u call a cripple Biv

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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