- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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