- Anti Joke

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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