- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

I named my son ps2 controller

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

I love pissing people off :P

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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