- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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