- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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