What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

richard is fag

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why did the fish fly It didn't

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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