A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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