- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Long joke Your such a downey

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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