- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

XD Jackass.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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