Micheal Curran...that is all.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Penis

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

epic win?

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

this website even though its hilarious.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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