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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

justin littleton being sucessful

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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