- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Ain't idn't a word.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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