what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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