Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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