A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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