- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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