Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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