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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Knock Knock. Come in.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Knock Knock? Come in.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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